breaking news of the day: Check this out, y'all.
SOMEONE SET FIRE TO MY SCHOOL.

I totally didn't do it. Bet one of my kids did, though.

In other news, I'm being hit on. It's been a frightening three days. Museum security guard - aspergers computer techie - stewie harrison - *ewwwwwwww*. What is going on?

i made chutney. i'm so domestic. it's so sour it makes my face invert and my teeth hum. it is made from the fruits of the mild law breaking i partook with kat the other night that landed us with two large bags of yellow plums and not much to do with them. ahh fruit raids. one of my favorite things about summer ( Read more... )